I didn’t realize until recently, but a lot of my childhood
was defined by scary stories. Goosebumps, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Tales
From the Crypt (the edited version that aired on basic cable, anyway), TNT’s
Monstervision (I can’t be the only one who remembers that, right?), Puppet
Master and other Full Moon movies. And of
course that classic of “illustrations that scare-the-absolute-crap-out-of-kids”:
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.
My own son is already starting to follow in my footsteps. He’s
only four, but he loves graveyards, skeletons and ghosts (though I’m not entirely
sure he knows that they’re the souls of the deceased trapped in the mortal
plane, doomed to a purgatory of undeath until they can gain restitution for the
wrongs done to them. I, er, probably should wait a while before I tell him
about that part...) He’s already watched
Nightmare Before Christmas at least a dozen times. It’s only a matter of time
until he starts getting into the spooky stories. And luckily I happen to have
plenty on hand.
So with that spirit (heh), I’m going to do a series of
reviews throughout the Halloween season on some of the scary story anthologies
that were such a big part of my life growing up. I’d been hoping to start at
the beginning of October, but things got busy for a while. Let’s see how many
reviews I can get through before Halloween. Maybe I’ll even go over into
November a little. It would be a nice way to fill up that autumn limbo until
Thanksgiving
.
Anyway, today’s entry is Scary Stories for Sleep-Overs,
written by R.C. Welch .
The first cool thing I’d like to point out is that the
interior illustrations were done by Ricardo Delgado, writer and illustrator of the
amazing Age of Reptiles comic books- a series of wordless tales about the
(admittedly somewhat anthropomorphasized) drama and adventures of a group of dinosaurs.
Delgado’s drawings in Scary Stories are more subdued and less detailed than his
AoR work. But they still have a creepy atmosphere that carries the book well.
The thing that really struck me about these stories as a
kid- and even now as an adult- is how nightmarish they are. These are no light,
spooky haunted house scares where everyone just runs home and hides under the
covers until morning. There’s real dread and danger in these tales. And
children are explicitly NOT safe. Most stories end with a nasty fate for the
kid protagonists.
Here’s a run-down of the stories
The Hermit of Collins’ Peak
A strange old man who lives in a shack on the edge of town
has become the “boogeyman” for the local kids. Every time anyone gets near his
home, he runs out screaming and chases them away. But one day the hermit gets
sick and has to be rushed to the hospital, leaving his shack unguarded. So of
course a group of kids decide to see what’s inside. The story itself is fairly
typical fair, but the twist ending is ambiguous and creepy enough to make it
memorable.
Dead Giveaway
One of the less memorable tales, I find. A kid discovers
that every time he wishes something nasty on people, they end up getting killed
in gruesome ways. The school bully even gets dismembered by lions when he falls
into their pit at the zoo after something frightens him. The ultimate cause of
their deaths is at least a satisfying twist.
The Gift
This one is a dark take on the “boy learns a lesson about
being cruel to animals” tale. The animals, in this case, being the ants in a little
farm that he got as an unwanted birthday present. By far one of the best scenes in the whole
book is when the insects, fed up with this kid’s shit, build their tunnels to
spell out HATE. Pretty goofy reading it as an adult, but a seriously disturbing
image when you’re a kid.
A Camping Trip
This one’s the weakest story in the anthology. Sort of a Kid’s
Lite version of an 80s slasher film. A bunch of boys go camping. They meet a
friendly, forgettable park ranger who disappears right away (foreshadowing!).
Their counselor tells them a story about some kids getting killed by a Native
American mummy. Someone goes missing in the night and they start a search and,
er, that’s basically it.
Oh, also, it’s implied that someone killed the kid. I’ll let
you guess who.
Anyway.
Mummy’s Little Helper
Anne keeps hearing a little girl crying for help in the
middle of the night. No one else hears it, so she has her friend Robin stay
over to help her solve the mystery. Like The Hermit of Collins’ Peak, this one
is a classic story with an ending that seriously creeped out second-grade me.
Shadow Play
This story is by far the most frightening one for me, and
the main reason this anthology got etched so deeply into my memories.
Like many of the stories, it’s a familiar premise: a young
boy is being haunted by living (or maybe not-so-living) shadows that appear in
his room every night when the lights go out. Just the mere idea is frightening
enough. But the slow, mounting dread really gets to you. That feeling of
helplessness against the dark and the things hiding there as they come closer
and closer each night. Even as an adult, reading this at 3am in a darkened
house (yes, I totally did that to set the mood), it got me spooked.
The Dollhouse
Karen likes to collect miniatures- tiny animals, doll
furniture, figurines, etc. While trying to make friends with the shy new girl,
Jenny, Karen discovers that she likes miniature things too. Jenny even has a
dollhouse at her home with tons of furniture rendered in perfect tiny details, which
she offers to show Karen. The ending to this story always reminded me of the “It’s
A Good Life” segment from the Twilight Zone movie. The one about the boy with
god-like powers. Kids with powers are always freaky in my mind. Because kids can be mean little assholes
without even trying, so the last thing you want them to have is control over
the fundamental laws of the universe.
Frankenkid
Another mostly forgettable story. A kid builds a robot and
(SPOILER) it kills him in the last sentence.
This story is
actually memorable for the huge amount of detail the writer puts into
describing just how the kid goes about builds his mini-Terminator. Most of the
story is about him building the limbs out of an Erector set, making the body
out of a breadbox, splicing some wires together, then using a dead lizard as
the “battery” or “brain” or something.
So I guess it was the zombie-lizard that killed him? Why you
have to be such a jerk, zombie-lizard? The kid made you a freaking mech-suit to
tool around in! What are you even going to do with it now? Probably just lie
around on a warm rock looking bored until another lizard gets too close, at
which point you’ll try to do one of those little push-up things to intimidate
them. Except you’re in an awkward robot body, so you’ll probably just tip over
and flail around on your metal back like a dumbass.
The Girl of Their Dreams
Two kids keep dreaming about a mysterious girl. Then one day
a dad and his daughter move into the house in the old field at the end of the
block that’s been abandoned for years. And yeah, the daughter is totally the
girl they keep seeing in their dreams. And she invites them to come in, which
they accept because they do not know they are in a horror anthology and clearly
nothing bad could happen here.
A Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing
Somebody is killing people in town. Jack says it’s a
monster, but Craig thinks that’s stupid, so they end up getting into a fight
and being mad at each other because kids will fight over dumb shit. Hence why
they should not have god-like powers (see The Dollhouse above).
Craig actually gets an interesting bit of characterization
in that he’s unhappy because his parents are always too busy to pay much
attention to him. So busy that they can’t even be arsed to pick him up from school
when there’s- holy shit! there's a goddamn serial killer on the loose! Assbutts.
Oh, also, Craig’s the stupid one. It’s totally a monster.
The Thrill-Seekers’ Club
A kid needs to go to a cemetery in the middle of the night
to steal a flowerpot from a grave so he can get into the titular club. Another
spin on a classic ghost story. Especially in the way the undead WAY overreact
to someone trespassing in their graveyard at night. Lighten up, guys.
As much as I joke, I really do love this anthology. Like I
said- it left quite the impression on young me. Even though the stories are
pretty predictable, I realize now that they introduced me to a number of classic
horror tropes like the Hermit with a Dark Secret; the Karmic Death from Mistreating
Animals; Creepy Supernatural Children, etc.
And those living shadows. Brr.....
Although Scary Stories for Sleep-Overs is long out of print, you can still find plenty of copies on Amazon.
Although Scary Stories for Sleep-Overs is long out of print, you can still find plenty of copies on Amazon.